I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the…
I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
p.s. if u regularly feel shitty about yourself after interacting with someone you call a friend, or if you find yourself frequently doubting things you believe to be true about yourself because someone you call a friend makes you doubt them, or even if u just feel really exhausted and full of negative vibes after hanging out with a pal, then maybe u should reconsider how much of a pal that person is
friends are friends because they affirm you when you need it and help you out of tough spots and try hard to be sensitive to your unique combination of insecurities instead of drawing them out just so they can stomp on them to make them sting more and listen to you when you try to talk about the hurtful things they might unconsciously do and then try to change them and tell you when you unknowingly hurt them because friendship means making change in your life so that you can grow into beautiful blossoms together, friendship is a garden of wildflowers and not one giant rose growing stronger and bigger than everyone else and pricking its thorns into everything around it